DISQUS

Suzy · 7 years ago

A "raging lesbian" huh? I am feeling less and less queer by the moment! But does that raging mean you are always in a rage? Or that your are such a passionate lesbian that it is out of control? I think it would be good idea to clear that definition up - could affect the kinds of offers you get.

kd · 7 years ago

ya know -- i wish i knew what google was thinking -- the page it was pointing to was a rant about the local harbor kicking out a boat because it was named 'i learned from lesbians' and featured a painting of two topless mermaids almost kissing. and then there was a comment about being a raging liberal. (ooh! then we had a troll) that was fun.

google reads a deeper meaning into these things. we must trust the all-knowing, all-seeing google. mustn't we?

say-say · 7 years ago

Ah, kd, we are very similar. Not to mention, I shave when I feel like it. I used to try and be one of those ladies that shaves constantly to keep her legs smooth, but I really don't get the point of that.

I don't get the point of much at the moment.

greybird · 7 years ago

You mean being a raging lesbian isn't a part of your self-improvement plan?

kd · 7 years ago

well, if i make that part of my plans, i might never actually get to it, considering the state of most of my plans at the moment.

Lorraine · 7 years ago

Self-improvement is such a crock. Do what I do, tell everyone at the lunch table, while you're dutifully scarfing down a salad, that you are really working to lose some of your big fat ass.

Then go home and pile fat-free frozen yogurt in a bowl, pour caramel sauce on, sprinkle with cashews and----voila' -- instant happiness.

I'm old. I need all the instant gratification I can get.

Tobey · 7 years ago

The self-deception of self-improvement.. To bring you to my perspective.. it's like home-improvement ..

you want to change out the kitchen faucet, but the sink is not a standard size for modern equipment- You go and buy 1 faucet - 1 -sink..

hmmm the plumbing fittings are incompatible .. you go and buy 1. flange tool, fittings, pipe cleaner, glue or anything else needed .. suddenly you realize that you have room for a garbage disposal .. but that should be easy to install while the sink is out .. but you need to adapt the plumbing to fit .. but wait the drain pipe is too small you need a 2' diameter pipe instead of .5' ..

You get the point.. ;-) ..

The only thing home-improvement and self-improvement start is a never-ending cycle of change / start and stop gaps / and expense!
(in case you couldn?t tell, I don't know anything about plumbing! haha)

From the comments posted and your own posts, I see that your liked, and seem to be a good person ? why change that? ;-)

Take care --.. Tobey

batgrl · 7 years ago

I have decided with your superpowers (yes, you have them, I just know) that you must be able to turn today into Friday. If you could manage to do that sometime this afternoon, even if it were to happen all of a sudden, it would be so wonderful. I'll give you my first born child? When I get one? Which suddenly strickes me as a very bad deal as it would require lots of caffeine and chocolate and be hyper all the time. Hmmmm....

lynn · 7 years ago

i gave up announcing self improvement a while back.. i thought it would jinx the whole plan for me to becoming 'the best me i can be!'

ratty · 7 years ago

shaving? what's shaving?? ooooh, that. that thing i only do when i go on vacation..., once every year or so... and only because it's in the summer (hot-hot blech-blech), to the Sisters Quilt Show in Oregon, and my pale sticks just might make an appearance outside of my 501's...