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Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

dotlizard — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:54:05 -0000

for the record

starting to feel just a little selfconscious about the thousands of people who have gotten a first impression that i am a sex-starved, pottymouthed freak -- no that's not the problem, accurate first impressions are important, i just wanted to...

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

oscitant — Thu, 09 Oct 2003 23:28:40 -0000

sex disclaimer

practical and sexy. I like....

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

bad samaritan — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 23:41:02 -0000

silly

oh man i miss loving this place. not that i don't now, but there was a time, back when, it was mad mad mad i say crazy love. i was just going to respond to a friend making a 200th post with a tally of my contributions to various blogs (i stopped counti...

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

surreally dot com — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 07:47:25 -0000

state of the lizard statement.

it just occurred to me how disconnected from this place i feel. and so i thought i'd (a) re-commit to

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

barbara — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 22:29:22 -0000

that was so good! lol can i print it and give it to a certain someone? it's only 2 times too late he might appreciate. too funny.

i've been thinking though. i think what your problem might be is that you're horny. have you thought about getting laid? :)

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Mad Bull — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 05:01:52 -0000

Very funny!!! Linked!

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ModularParrot — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 02:00:36 -0000

Lizards...Oh My!

Liz should be on everyone's must-read short list, and this is one of her best. Parrots and Lizards. What more could you ask for? Update: I'm a stupid noob. It might help if I track to the right fuckin' link....

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Scipio — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 01:31:41 -0000

Surely there must be a better way to protect the purity of your precious bodily fluids. Arms length negotiation may be in order.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Dr. D. — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 23:49:59 -0000

I think I would rather abstain than sign that agreement. :-)

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Bubba — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 22:17:13 -0000

Phone number?

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Gut Rumbles — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 21:59:49 -0000

a contract

I am going to print copies of this contract and have my next hump-bunny left walking funny partner sign one

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

deborah — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 08:51:55 -0000

liz, i think i love you.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

batty — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 04:50:46 -0000

I'm just wondering how I could fit that onto a business card. I think it could be handy - but more importantly I think it'd make a great Christmas gift. You know, nicely printed up lil cards, maybe in a cute box... Maybe leave some fill in the blank parts... Is there anything in there about heart attacks? Because that fucker sounds like a real ball of fire. Heh. Boy you should get some more fun google hits now, huh...

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

lizard — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 04:35:02 -0000

yeah, i just installed this new PHP stat thingy that emails me every hundred hits, and the emails start coming in every fifteen minutes and by the third one, i thought damn is it broken? but no, it's working just fine.

so right now about four hundred people per hour are discovereing i'm a sex-starved pottymouthed freak.

cool, huh? d'ya think i'll get laid?

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Jett — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 04:27:15 -0000

liz, baby, in case you're wondering, you've been 'Instalanched'. He got the link from my site; Sweet mother of Gaaaahd.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Tiger: Raggin' & Rantin' — Thu, 04 Sep 2003 03:42:38 -0000

Something of which I would have never dreamed

Someone has actually drafted a pre-coital agreement. Beware of vulgarity terms. attribution: InstaPundit...

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

munin — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 08:52:28 -0000

amen! :o>

i think one day out of every month should be given off to potential employees as a personnel make me happy day and unable to walk for a week day. or perhaps 3. would that be asking for too much?

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

sillynun — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 08:32:34 -0000

atta gurl.. :-)

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

liz(ard) — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 06:59:57 -0000

i was inspired while discussing my lamentable lack of a sex life with my spiritual advisor.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

Tara — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 05:31:38 -0000

Y'know, I wish I'd thought of that. The letter, I mean. Hm. Good job.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

liz(ard) — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 05:06:23 -0000

sadly, not one brave soul has yet stepped forward to volunteer ... assistance.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

BaldFatGuy — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 04:57:08 -0000

Ah, the deform letter. Unfortunately BFG does not need one due to the fact that even horny succubuii, do not even bother to wave back when BFG, says "pick me pick me".

So my letter is much simpler;

Please fuck me.

sign here.

Now go find some poor bastard and bend all his bits, sounds like you need it.

Blessed be. BFG

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

liz(ard) — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 04:12:18 -0000

and maybe if a bunch of us people with warnings got together, we could have, erm, meetings, not orgies or anything like that, just friendly get-togethers where we could ... you know, get laid. or just hang out! sure.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

jadedju — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 03:58:31 -0000

This may need wider distribution. Many of us could use that sort of warning.

Re: don’t be afraid, my lawyer said this is just a formality

r@d@r — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 00:33:34 -0000

just promise me you'll scream "YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" that's always been a fantasy of mine.

seriously, some lucky feller's going to die a very happy man. just give me a call if you need help disposing of the body.