DISQUS

sub/ver/sion · 6 years ago

I didn't know your daughter was getting married to my buddy Whitey.

lizard · 6 years ago

he's afraid of furbies & disgusted by mustard. however he's cool. she first saw him on this video they call the eggnog videowhere his band was playing in vegas on shrooms & making up songs while the lead singer was drinking eggnog & puking on himself.

lizard · 6 years ago

i mean he can't even hold a bottle of mustard in his hand, man.

ej · 6 years ago

drinking up eggnog and puking on himself. merry christmas. feh.

just hold up the mustard to him and squirt at him if he gets too close. either that or if he's asleep.

lizard · 6 years ago

no that was the lead singer. rob's the ... like, bass player or drummer or something. he wasn't puking, just providing the backup for the puking.

dan · 6 years ago

Looking at your "trimmers", I'm thinking 250 miles may be too close...



If you ever head this way, lemme' know and I'll meet you at the dress shop...

Bobby · 6 years ago

it's not easy havin a wiener

r@d@r · 6 years ago

dammit, i knew i should have got pictures of me in drag...they were kind of 'ya hadda be there' moments. and yes, i was sober. and yes, the straight guys did forget i was actually a guy and started to grab my ass after a few beers.

what's wrong with guys? i'll tell you what's wrong with guys. it's called 'testosterone poisoning'. it's worse than benzene.

i've got it in spades for instance, and all my hair is leaving my head and growing on my back and shoulders instead.

one of my favorite songs is by robyn hitchcock: "sometimes i wish i was a pretty girl/so i could look at myself in the shower"

Penny Farthing · 6 years ago

BSOD? That's very polite! It should be known as a B (bastard/bloody/bleeding)BSOD or even a FBSOD. WinME is shite. I used to have to rebuild my PC about once a month when I had it. Beg, steal or borrow an upgrade - for your sanity's sake.

jacqueline · 5 years ago

Thanks for taking us into consideration :)